Knock-knock jokes have been around since the first dad noticed the first door. There are just 3 rules, and they’re very simple:
1: You have to say knock-knock.
2: The person at the door is not who you expect.
3: You have to start telling your kids these jokes when they find it to be the most hilarious thing in the world and then continue telling them even when they’re an annoyed teenager and roll their eyes every time you do it.
It’s a time-honored tradition, and we’ve compiled 101 of the best (and worst) knock-knock jokes out there. With our help, you’ll have enough material to embarrass them right through college!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with this joke haven’t I?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FBI w-
We’re asking the questions here.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
♫Leon me, when you’re not strong.♫
6. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Co—
You should say, “Control freak who” now
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
How many aliens do you know?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
Your Santa impression needs work.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
They do but I still need to come in.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting c—
Moooo!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who, want who three four!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water Who?
Water you waiting for? Answer the door!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go “Moo.”
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I’d drop by.
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya let me in already?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking all morning, let me in!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
No it’s a joke not a poem.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita get inside!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you don’t recognize me
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, I’m glad you’re excited to see me!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
It’s pronounced kangaroo, actually.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome, but all I did was knock!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way over to see you!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, open the door!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way I can get in?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess open the door!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I brought buns!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock, knock.
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix your sink.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s actually pronounced Idaho.
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Passion.
Passion who?
Passion by and thought I’d pop in!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Gesundheit!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
…
…
It’s just me.
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doing and open the door!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do this every time?
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Ce-real pleasure to see you!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I’ll tell you.
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore’s still closed, open up!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get in.
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray-member me?
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Don’t you know who you are?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Conrad.
Conrad who?
Conradulations, this was a good knock-knock joke!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russell.
Russell who?
Russell up some food, I’m hungry!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Aw, I miss you too!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, there’s no point.
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Riot.
Riot who?
Riot on time, here I am!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe let me in or not?
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in already?
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking so long!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, it’s the police!
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s “to whom,” actually.
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been out here?
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door tight, don’t you?
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use asking, just open up and look!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, open the door!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, gimme the money!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Sorry, I thought this was my friend’s house, didn’t know an owl lived here.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be sad if you don’t let me in!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel out here, that’s why I knocked.
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you?
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, cargo “beep beep.”
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes yet?
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you inside, open up!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I thought I mustache you a question. But I can shave it for tomorrow!
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold, can you let me in?
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking so many questions?
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or not?
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, that’s why we’re knocking!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye nose.
Eye nose who?
Eye nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts.
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
…
…
…
Slooooooth
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock, knock.
101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes yet?
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