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"Hot Dad" Moves Into Neighborhood, Upsets Dad-Ecosystem
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What I tell my kids: "Clean up, girls! Dinnertime!" What my kids hear: "Stop and play with every toy you own" "Sing every song you know multiple times" "start reading that really long book you never touch" "just stand there" "go ahead and spill that cup of milk that's been missing for a week." Comic, meal, relatable
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I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

The Dad LIVE - BREAKING: "Everything you own that has value." Kids: "We don't acre about your personal property." Satire, phone, technology
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At this point it feels intentional

Your service tech will be there sometime between 10:00 am and whenever the fuck he wants. Tweet, technology, help
3.15

Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks

What I tell my kids: "Clean up, girls! Dinnertime!" What my kids hear: "Stop and play with every toy you own" "Sing every song you know multiple times" "start reading that really long book you never touch" "just stand there" "go ahead and spill that cup of milk that's been missing for a week." Comic, meal, relatable
3.15

I spend my days waiting for my next meal and I don't know when that changed

The Dad LIVE - BREAKING: "Everything you own that has value." Kids: "We don't acre about your personal property." Satire, phone, technology
3.15

At this point it feels intentional

Your service tech will be there sometime between 10:00 am and whenever the fuck he wants. Tweet, technology, help
3.15

Great so I'll just clear my next week or so, thanks

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