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Sign: "I used YouTube to learn how to do a ponytail for my daughter." Confession, hair, education
3.15

That's just utilizing your resources

Elf on the Shelf is more effective if you scream read 1984 to your kids every night. Book: 1984 by George Orwell. Holidays, books, meme
3.15

Depends on what you mean by "effective," I guess

Dad Achievement Unlocked: Pack 95% of my house into the trunk for a weekend trip. Meme, vacation, proud
3.15

16 Years ago I went on a trip and thought, "man, I wish I had my Crock-Pot" and I've never left home without it since. Nor have I used it.

My teenage son said I was being "cringe" so I hit him with an "up your butt and around the corner." Devastating AND nostalgic. Tweet, clever, aging
3.15

Better get some ice for that BURN

DAD HACK: Buying your spouse flowers for no reason holds 10x the power buying for an anniversary/ birthday does. Marriage, tweet, gifts
3.15

Same feeling as when she brings home pizza unannounced

DAD HACK: Let kids help cook. Will it take longer? You bet. Will it be more frustrating? Thousand percent. But they'll be more excited to eat it, and that's more than worth it in the end. Food, activities, tweet
3.15

And hey, maybe they'll love cooking so much the'll want to take over one day. A man can dream

DAD HACK: You don't need to know everything. Teaching your kid how to find a reliable answer is better than pretending to have the answer to everything. Tweet, helpful, learning
3.15

Not knowing isn't a weakness, it's an opportunity to learn

Fitness tip: you can have a milkshake after you go to the gym and just say it's a protein shake. Nobody is doing any sort of analysis on the beverage itself. Fitness, health, tweet
3.15

Next time I should probably take it out of the Baskin Robbins cup though

DAD HACK: Don't be afraid to look foolish, it shows your kids it's ok. Tip, helpful, tweet
3.15

Looking foolish is at least 80% of the fun in most situations

DAD HACK: Put napkins in your car. Nobody does this until a catastrophe strikes and then they do it forever. Maybe throw a beach towel in the trunk too. Who knows when or why, but you will need it. Tweet, tip, mess
3.15

Ah yes, the great milkshake incident of 2018

DAD HACK: The more you tell a bad joke, the funnier it gets. Never give up. Tweet, humor, comedy
3.15

They're not laughing because they're too busy taking it all in

My kid's school: With remote learning, we don't have snow days! Me, unplugging the internet router after the first snow: Yah that's a no from me dawg, we goin sledding. Tweet, parenting win, fun
3.15

If they take away your snow days, you've gotta make your own