At this point, we should probably throw out the whole lake

Choosing this couch is like a captcha test for grandparents

There's only one man for the job

I'm so sorry. I get it now.

They're not laughing because they're too busy taking it all in

It's called job security

We're going to need a bigger sticker

Whoa.

Parents worrying that they're not doing enough aren't the ones who should be worrying that they're not doing enough.

There's a reason your mac & cheese tastes better than the exact same kind at their friend's house.

This is my jam.

Get those 9 people a raise.