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Chest pain in your 20's... "Better drink another Red Bull just to be safe..." Chest pain now "...so this is how it ends..." Comic, aging, health
3.15

If I drank an energy drink right now it would 100% be the end

There is nothing more germ-infested than the toys in a doctor's office. Meme, truth, games
3.15

It's called job security

My kids are healthy and strong except the times their arms and hands suddenly go all weak and floppy when they have to put their toys away. Home, cleaning, meme
3.15

Or when it's time to put their shoes on

Types of headache: Hypertension, stress, migraine, sinus, parent, parent of a kid learning to play a musical instrument. Meme, health, parenting
3.15

There isn't enough ibuprofen in the world for that one

Fitness tip: you can have a milkshake after you go to the gym and just say it's a protein shake. Nobody is doing any sort of analysis on the beverage itself. Fitness, health, tweet
3.15

Next time I should probably take it out of the Baskin Robbins cup though

Types of Headache: Hypertension, stress, migraine, sinus, hungover, parenting while hungover. Meme, health, drinking
3.15

Attempt at your own risk

When I finish washing one foot in the shower and I have to stand on the slippery foot to wash the other one and I hope I don't slip and die. Self care, meme, flamingo
3.15

Love to start each day with my life flashing before my eyes

R.L. Stine Goosebumps FOR PARENTS. School Nurse is calling. Could be puke... Could be lice. OH GOD THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
3.15

Spooooooky.

Me: Please cough into your arm so you don't spread ger- kids: (big open mouth). Health, parenting, meme
3.15

Great, thanks

Your late 30's feel like a contest between your body and your house to see who can break down faster. Aging, tweet, adulting
3.15

No matter who wins, you lose.

Running a marathon, parenting, beyond exhaustion, drinking too much after age 30, headaches, gibberish, and vomit. Running a marathon and drinking, pushes your body to the limit. All, seemed like a good idea beforehand but yikes. Diagram, mistakes, satire
3.15

The buyer's remorse is real

Proudly showing my wife the basil I picked up at the store like she asked.... Cilantro. Kevin Malone The Office meme, Christmas tree
3.15

Should've texted her a photo from the grocery to confirm. :(